its a new day. in the middle of day week. was horrid but super hilarious today i tell you.
firstly arghh. RONG p.E shorts?! one of the most idiotic thing to do.
wear the rong shorts for p.e. i know. it sounds stoooopid.
thanks jessica.lovee ya!
hehe. joe. what was so irritating bout my shorts?!
i know. heh. too short la..
den after that. ms tan let us off for recess early. we had almost one periods free b4 that summore. guess. she was thinking her ahma?. ee.better not anyhow guess.
mm.. den since we had longer recess. me and joe went up earlier too. we went to gwennies table and started singing a whole new world from gwenies sista's book. lolx. i was backup?! amanda definitely enjoyed being aladin eh? haha. den dunoe what joelle did... and mandyy cupped her mouth with her hand. den i saw the grossest thing ever i'm telling ya. joelle started. urmm... 'foaming'?! lolx. den manndy din feel it! i tell u it was sOOOOOO sick. i mean like. joe was 'droolling over mandyy's hand' sickooo.... hahaha.
den lunch was filled with da word 'gerry'
yes vannie chin. i'm toking bout u.
lolx.
i tell you. i hate lizards
this is a warning to lizards.
lizardneans. listen up.
WARNING: although one of my nicknames may be lizard. but please, i wish to have ABSOLUTELY NO RELATION to you. sickooo! i was opening the hanger drawer just now den this WHITE lizard was STaring stRaIght at me! den er. i just stood there. wondering what i should do next. den after 3 seconds, i decided to scream. ok. so i screamed. hehe. funn! the lizard ran awayy!!! yay!!
i'm officially not a lizard anymore
i'm a big fat elephant!!!
my whole family has turned into elephants. ask my ah ma whyy. she just started calling us elephants.
hehe. owww. stomach achee.....
haha. yay. i managed to read until chapter 100 of a person's fic todayy. hehehe. clever meee!!
i wanted to say something. darn i forgot.
OH YAH!!!
shitttyyy thing. i think i'm so gonna failllllllll my pft.
urghabalm. dun like pft.
bahh. me unfit. not my fault ok.
ok.my fault. mmm.
ok
i dun wan to update le.
baibaii!
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hey.i just realized.that i update in a very very irritating manner. when i type my own post. i dun even want to read it. how. haha. i think i should just.not update. my updates dun make sense. and it's all pointless.
i'm just talking to myself
it's no use
theres nothing in life.
nothing.
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eeeeee.
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chapel was horrid?! oooooopx
energy rox.
ahhahahahaa.
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wheee.i'm back from constellations. i almost fell asleep during da instrumental part. thanks for van chin's figetting i didnt. hehe. the handbell part was O...k... hehe. i like da plonkiex =D wheee~~ i so feel like exploding.ONCE AGAIN. eeee. blame it all on that maggie mee and beehoon i ate[and what my dada cook]... i requested nice bouncyy noodles. and he put the whole packet in the bowl and filled the bowl with boiling water. arghhh. lydat i oso know -_-lll
i need to go write letter le. baibaii... 0 comments

hi.this shall be a short sentence post.since i already had a long sentence post that time.mmm.quite a few things happened yesterday.basically.i had two dinners?!.and ran away from a 2-3cm lizard. no details given for the lizard incident. thank you. well. i happened to be bored just now so i wrote testi's for sum ppl. this comes to show what a nice gurl i am. and yes marsha. thank you so much. for the nkf thing and ur super short testi. mmm. muahh! hehhe. yahh.i was EXPLODING yesterday nite ok. and like literally. haha. my uncle insisited he bring me out to eat AGAIN right after my dinner. den my mum passed the fone to me. and i sed [hello]. and he was like [CAN YOU NOT STUDY SO MUCH ANOT HUH]. wahaha. cuz everytime he asks me to like. eat out with him. den my mum would say that i need to stardyy. so.. yah. so in order to please my mum for a *ahem* reason. wahahha. i brought my chinese to stardy in da carr. gosh. i'm so guai. wahaha. den i was toking to marsha yesterday nite also. but my mumma caught me. so my fone went to her. and she was trying to teach me leg lifts thru da fone?! was furnie laa. cant wait for tomolo. energy!! cant believe. i mean like. i just cant die. YET. oh yah! i squished a beeeeegg ant of 1cm at the dinner table outside yesterdayy. yay!! i mean like. i hate ants. [refer to post on 6 march.] yesyes. nat jie had a fit after reading that post. :P wahahha. i'm supposed to meet marsha at her house tomolo. but i dun think i can find my wayy in. howw?! eee. my legg is itchyy witchhyy.. eekaabongbong. u know. my cuz is like cuming later. she claims she wants me to DRAW sumthing. HARHAR. asking ME to draw?! i think i'll just ruin whatever thing she asking me arhh.i was supposed to talk about sumthing else. but i forgot what. maybe i'll remember later. oh yah. i'm going constellations. seriously seriously hope that i do NOT fall asleep... PLEASE JUU. DUNT. oh yah. haix. i'll be wishing i was at downtown east during constellations. cuz like energy and 933 deejayys are like there doing this nkf thingyy. shobsob... energyyy!!! sure hope we can see em tomolo. i mean like. i'll just die. cuz if i really succeed writing 4 CHINEse letters tonite and we dun get to pass it to em, i just diee.. i mean like. dieeeeee. dye. dIe.d-ie.mmm. anywayyx. going off now. baibaii
*muahx
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heyyyyaaaoooooo.....
me in shkl now... hehehehe... beside grace and joe and buekyy ...
i'm hungryy..but nvm...
ehhehe. mmm. just bloggin for fun cuz i'm HAPPYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~
cuz grace just told me sumthing
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~~~~~~``
wheheehehhehee. ehhehe. i think i got relapse of hamafarious le...
i'm shweepyy...
i like wan quan bu hao xiaoo...wahahaha. so lamo...
hehehe
i prefer EGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!! i mean energy in this case...
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wheeee~~ hehehe.
i like chapel. todays speechie was niceeee.... byy da er. paul hopkins?!
hehehe.
remembber worr..ask urself da question. hehe
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okok,this post is gonna be ONE SINGLE LONGGG sentence cuz like i dun feel like using any puncuation except for commas =D yah so like if u wanna challenge yourself you can like go and like er read this all in one breath,yahh, should try manx, mmm, quite alot of things happened today,like two dj's from dong li 883 were in our school ard 12 and yah, plus the taiwan students, they never tok to us wann, or are they even suposed to, hehehe, i waved at one friendly looking one who was looking ard and she smiled and waved back, lol, at least she did that,hehe, and den they started toking, about dj-ing and all the stuff bout 883, and dey showed alot of pix of taiwanese stars, seems like taiwan students like jay chou, hehehe, den they were asking like qian bian wen da ti, and like i knew the answer for the first one, the rest is all i shout rong answer -_-ll paiseh manx, ahahha,, ppl ask me what to shout den i shout lo, hehehhe, not my fault, heheh, in da end we got this red 883 notebook and some ppl got dis okay looking black 883 shirt,harhar, i running out of things to say le, but i still have sumthing to say, during choir, we did stuff as per normal, just that when ms tham came and we were supposed to sing kodomo but alot of ppl never go throu, ms tham got so angry she was scolding sumone den she asked us to pack up and that she didnt wan to teach anymore, i tell u it was so awkward like we didnt know what to do, mmm, so we left choir ard 4 thirty, ard one hour ealier than supposed time, yahh, and me and sylvia sat in the concorse for a long long time, dunoe why also, hehehe, den went back home, i loved dinna, like there was cauliflower, calamari, fried chicken wings and vegg, wheeeee~~ oh yah, we also changed seats in klaz, i absoluetly dun like my new seating, as in, i'm ard da 4 shortest in klaz and i'm all da way at da back, dunoe whyy, i wanna go le, baibaii!

[ballet rox!]
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well.me and marsha were just discussing about somehow. ways to kill yourself.and i 'researched' on it.and found these ways....
1.Jumping
Here are a couple of great ways to kill your self by jumping off a tall building or cliff or basically anything really high. The thing about these is that they generally work best if you can get a big crowd watching before you jump. Don't do it when there is no one around. There's just no bloody point in that.
2.Explosives Strapped to Your Body
Get a LOT of explosives. The more the better.Hook up a detonator to an altimeter. Set it for 100-200 feet. That will give you good dispersion.Mix vaseline and gasoline in a bucket.Find a really tall building. Something like the World Trade Center (not anymore, but you get the idea) is perfect and is in a sufficiently crowded area to generate the proper sized crowd.Get an extra large trench coat, ski mask, duct tape and a lighter.Bring your materials to the top of your building. Liberally apply the vaseline-gasoline mixture to your entire body. Duct tape the explosives around your legs, arms, head and torso. The more you use the better. You cannot overdo this. Attach the altimeter to the explosives.
Put on the trench coat and mask so that the explosives are not visible.Start ranting and throwing things so that you are sure to attract notice. Drag this part out as long as possible. Say anything that comes to mind but try to stay away from real problems. Your love life DOES NOT make for a good sound bite. Ask for news cameras from the major networks. Pace around a lot while waving your arms.DO NOT let on that you have explosives on your body. The police will clear the area and you definitely don't want that.When you've gotten the crowd to a fevered pitch, when the helicopters are hovering like vultures, whip off the jacket and set yourself on fire.Wait until you are completely engulfed in flame then jump.Try to steer yourself towards the crowd. That way flaming falling body parts will pelt the fleeing onlookers when you explode.Congratulations! You've just made history.
3.Bullet in Your Head
HAMMER a bullet into your skull. Make sure there is an empty gun nearby but do not fire it. Bash the bullet into your frontal lobe. It doesn't matter how you get it done it will perplex the authorities for years and you will, most assuredly, be a hot news topic. Hell, you want fame in death to rival the obscurity you had in life don't you?
4.Death by Hairball
Get a cat or a dog and brush it every day. Save the hair until you have a giant hairball. Plug up your nose then shove the hairball into your mouth.Leave a cryptic note about how you believe little Fluffy or Rover was planning to kill you in your sleep.
[i could do this!!!]
5.Meat Grinder
Find a sausage making company that has a giant meat grinder. Set up a hidden video camera to tape your death. Leave a will with explicit instructions that it not be read until one year after the night of your grinding. In it, detail the way you died and the location of the hidden camera.Sneak in at night naked and turn on the video camera. Climb into the grinder and take massive amounts of pills of your choice. Make sure it is enough to kill you.In the morning you will be ground up and made into sausages. One year later your will, will be read to the news media and people all around the nation will vomit simultaneously.
6.Chop Your Own Head Off While Standing Next to a Major World Leader
Ingratiate yourself with your chosen mark. Get his/her/its confidence. Become a trusted member of the inner circle.Sew a hand ax into a coat or jacket so that it is easily removable but not particularly visible.Make a statement. Video tape is preferable because the TV news shows love visuals. The more visual material they have the better. The next best thing would be audio tape. It won't hold an audience as well but at least it can be played under the video of your death.Never write a letter. No one reads anymore. No one will care. Make sure your message will be easily found on your corpse.On the day of a major rally, with hundreds or thousands of attendees and lots of television cameras, wear the coat with the hand ax attached.Send backup copies of your message to as many news outlets as you can on the appointed day.Stand in the background as you remove the ax from the coat. When you are finished move slowly toward your dignitary.As the event reaches its climax, whip out the ax and lop off your own head. If possible try to run around like a chicken. Make sure to get as much blood on the famous person as possible. Aim well. That will be the image that gets the news coverage and the sour faces from Cathy Lee Gifford.Bask in your glorious death. You've made the supreme sacrifice to save the world and have ended the torment that was your existence.
wellwell.this shall be enough for the day. i shall read up more on this later on. tata.
may you not see me the day next.







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